Chris Price - That's Your Boyfriend lyrics

That's your boyfriend, with the beer in his hand In the shower, singing "Traveling Band" When you met your heart would soar That was 20 pounds before That's your boyfriend That's your boyfriend Does he treat you? Do you get what you want? Does he take you to the nice restaurants? Does he always pay the tab? Does he hate when you get mad? Do you love him? That's your boyfriend Oooooo (x2) Relax, tell yourself that you're not cursed Not bad, you could end up so much worse You could be single all your life Or he could beat you down to size But he doesn't.... That's your boyfriend, playing video games He's a charmer, putting Errol to shame Eating chocolate chip delight Till the darkest hour of night That's your boyfriend Maybe husband Can he keep you without half of a job? Blew the savings, placing bets with the mob And he hates your Mom and Dad But he likes the cash they have And he loves you Doesn't tell you Oooooo (x2) Relax, tell yourself that you're not cursed Not bad, you could end up so much worse You could give someone else a try Next thing you know you're 55 And you're angry... We all play the cards we're dealt, or fold