Chris Porter - The Water Dance lyrics

Now here's the water dance Funky funky everything funky Big gal turn around show me your donkey Oh my lord that's a whole lot of chunky I can tell you from a whole 'nother country I am a drug so I know a whole lot of junkies In the club chillin' with a whole lot of drunkies Plenty fun, when it comes to girls I know plenty them Fat ones, skinny ones all over twenty one (Woo) We got the dusse drippin' She looking at me like you stay trippin' Dolce & Gabbana bag got a young Madonna here She going twerk her body 'till her body need Obamacare Do it for the vine, Do it for the gram, Do it for the couple hundred in my hand No discrimination if ya heavy in the middle or you only got a little, go ahead and make it jiggle (Go!) Ain't no party like an east coast party With a west coast chick that got a down south body And she bounce that body, Bounce bounce that body Bounce that body, Bounce bounce that body! Do the water dance girl, Do the water dance Do the water dance girl, Do the water dance From Miami to the Bay to the port of France Back to Jersey baby go and do the water dance Do the water dance girl, Do the water dance Do the water dance girl, Do the water dance From Miami to the Bay to the port of France Back to Jersey baby go and do the water dance I'm more more like a gyno, No I'm not a doctor I don't gotta talk it, I just gotta walk it Them boys get to hatin' , women get to stalkin' Yeah they rap but they ain't saying nothin' I'm rippin' n dipping slipping my dick in they chicken Having threesomes with threesome's 33 call it pippen Why you 33 years old still talkin' bout pimpin' I'm 34 makin' bout 100 million or more (haha) Use to move perico now these people know it's chico Like the Beatles went from pipes to needles to G4 flights con los amigos Now we're drinking voli vodka con el vino met her in the mile high club, y se vino!! I ride for the people, Die for the people, Bang for the people, Rep for the people, Man, I'm the people's champ! Dale loca shake that a**, go ahead and do the water dance darlin'! Ha ha ha ha are you t**ng or not?