Water towers on fire Take care of themselves While everybody's at work Counting down the hours That's what I like about you You are someone I admire Take care of your own damn problems Like a water tower on fire Now I'm taking off my belt It's time I teach you a lesson Like the phone I wish you were off the hook Sell off the cheap thrills And then head for the hills Like a barrel full of monkeys You are a f**load of work You can string me along Make me laugh until my stomach caves in Or the string breaks and I'm down for the count It sure is nice to know you like me around It sure is nice to know you like me around It sure is nice to know you like me around