Chris Moyles - Meat Again lyrics

Damn, my girlfriend's just finished telling me "it's a crime", she drops a bombshell in front of me That's why i, don't really know what i wanna do How can i stay with you, stay with you Oh oh oh Oh oh, cuz what you told me is disappointing Now we can never go to Burger King I can't believe what i'm hearing Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-ohh I can't believe what you said It is a really big shock You're telling me you're a vegetarian You won't eat bacon, bunnies, or even a sausage roll You're telling me, that you won't eat meat again Eat meat again, it's k**ing me Yesterday, i went to see a chiropodist Cuz my feet, i rolled, marched up in that fallopius Sturge, he took one look at my feet and he said "my..." "my my" Oh oh oh Oh oh, he told me that he couldn't treat me He seen it twice before but was busy He just refused to help me Yeah, yeah yeah-ehhhh I couldn't believe what he said It is a really big shock He just told me, that he won't treat me again He's had enough of my feet And that my visits should stop He's telling me, he won't see my feet again My feet again, they're k**ing me He won't see my feet again My feet again, they're k**ing me Hey, this song has nothing in check There's some more to go Don't know what i will sing Whoa oh oh oh oh I think the chorus is back Or it will be quite soon But the wars will it bring It bring, it bring, it bring I really need to toilet, i hope this song hurries up They're telling me, that we have to sing again We'll have to keep on going, until the music is stopped Can't leave just yet, cuz we have to sing again Sing again, it's k**ing me That we have to sing again Just once again, i need to pee Hey, come on I'm begging please just let me, go I'm begging please just let me, go I really really have to, go I think it it finished i can, go