Chris Moyles - I Predict A Diet lyrics

Ohhhh... I hear a rumble in my tummy My cravings are really not funny I check to see if I have money Kebab and some sauce that is runny Don?t think I can carry on further I?m needing a coke and a burger For fries I?ve become a goat herder Gerdy Gerdy ah... La-ah-ah, la la lalala la Ah-ah-ah, ah ah, la la lalala la I Predict A Diet I Predict A Diet I Predict A Diet I Predict A Diet Ohhh... My clothes that look longer do fit me Because I?m becoming a fatty I tell my wide waist to line burgins I?m looking like Christopher Biggins Need to get me some exercise Stop dreaming lots about large fries Get in the gym and start running To burn some more calories... La-ah-ah, la la lalala la Ah-ah-ah, ah ah, la la lalala la I Predict A Diet I Predict A Diet I Predict A Diet I Predict A Diet And if you really can?t see your feet Then you?ve got to stop munching on Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeat-tah!!! Ohhh.. don?t think I can carry on further I?m needing a coke and a burger For fries I become a goat herder Gerdy Gerdy ah... (Bloated) La-ah-ah, la la lalala la La-la-la, ah ah, lalala Laaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I Predict A Diet I Predict A Diet I Predict A Diet I Predict A Diet I like burgers and I like fries But they have to be supersize! I Predict A Diet I Predict A Diet I Predict A Diet I Predict A Diet