Chris Moyles - Insane lyrics

Well, here's a song about my friend called Gary Barlow and it's true I was expecting Robbie Williams, who the flamin' hec are you? I can't believe you don't recall When we met in the village hall It was so purely accidental I've never seen your face before You just barged in through the room door I think you're actually mental! What a shame you don't remember Our christmas dinner last December I don't have deja vu, haven't got a clue I just do not remember you! You're just insane Now, Gary, maybe you remember when we both worked in Top Man And that drunk weekend when we both got taken home in a police van Look, mate, I just don't have a clue Sorry I don't remember you Are you on heavy medication? We went on holiday to Spain Taught you to make quieche lorraine I'm only on my medication What a shame you don't remember Our christmas dinner last December I don't have deja vu, haven't got a clue I just do not remember you How can I get through? You're just insane! I don't know you, Please just go! Can we cuddle? Err...No Aww Look can you just leave me alone, cos I am getting in a state And I am going out for dinner and I don't want to be late Look can you just pretend you know me and I promise then I'll go?? Oh go on then Thank you It's so great that you remember Our christmas dinner last December I know have deja vu And remember you But now you really have to shoo Come on, together! It's so great that we remember The christmas dinners in December I know have deja vu And remember you But now you really have to shoo But please can I stay? Really you can now go away Cos you're just insane! Just insane! Woo Woo Woo Such a shame You're insane No, you are! No, it's you mate Actually it's you No, you are! Whatevs....