Chris McClenney - How To Love, Pt. 22: How To Like lyrics

[Verse 1: Sus Boy 3000 (pizza boy.)] You bake and do arts & crafts, I ‘bate and do arts & crafts I made this prototype to which you cater like Arthur's dad I dug you on intuition, my woes say you're mayo; that could mean you're wack or right for me, I don't care what they say, though I'm sorry for the calls and the dumb text messages But I think I like you as much as fresh Mexican food … I'm a pretty irreverent dude; who isn't, nowadays? I searched for love and found malaise I don't wanna date, I don't support V-Day I don't wanna keep green around like CJ I don't wanna think about marriages and carriages And I don't wanna think about parents meeting parents And I don't wanna love you ‘Cause I don't know what that is We should be aimless like post-fap whiz We should navigate without the guide Share but always count the fries Hold a fake grudge over our gluttony, then snuggle beneath tea leaves I know this funny place named Wee Tee; they got some good mini golf I feel like an idiot [Verse 2: Big Sus Boi (Shampoo Papi)] Idiot, idiot Verses getting stupider Yo, [redacted] if you're on Mars Can you pick me up on Jupiter? I am going nuclear, life is getting spookier And when I see the squad again you know we getting loopy-er This sh** lit, you know what this sh** is Pizza boy & a misfit, four wings & a biscuit And we got that soda pop, k** that sh**, you know we hot And we need like four large pies at any show we rock Beast mode, f** the game, I got cheat codes That's bull like D. Rose, but this new sh** make me feel old Real rap, real rap, I got a real girl and a real cat I make real beats on a real Mac, I'm a real boy like I'm RiFF RAFF But I ain't a clown and I ain't in town when it's going down I know a bunch of rappers who think they wear they crown, but they slowing down Good luck, Sus Boyz giving no f**s This ain't a gift, this dumb luck, I'm dumbstruck [Hook: Sus Boy 3000 (pizza boy.)] I hope you know that we're nothing, yeah, it's not a secret This world is so bad, but something says we gotta keep it And so, I figured I'll find a thing to like about it And now I've found you, so I hope that you don't try to doubt it