Chris Gehringer - Get Retarded lyrics

Once again, on the B-side, is the most delightful sounds Of Diamond J EZ -- yo, so funky, so so funky Yo so smart.. I get retarded [Verse One] One two three and, add the four and If it is crowded, then push down the door and Check out the adventures of J and EZ and I like the old school, but I forsee in The future like a gypsy from here to Poughkeepsie Spin around in a circle, not get dizzy but get busy The Brentwood Town shippin's, gonna move your hip and I ain't finished, so please shut your lip and Listen to it today, may sound like a cliche But like Frank Sinatra, I'ma do it my way So there's my funky intro, I have started Now J get on the cut, so I can get retarded [Verse Two] When it comes to lyrics, Craig cleans up like Hazel From girls down to money, whatever the case'll be You'll still see that MC EZ and Diamond J Come and think about it, hey ain't no way'n I can be taken I'm shakin like Jordan It wouldn't be two but four points on the board and MC EZ and versatility go together Like a bird in the hand and understand that How much emceein could an emcee MC If a weak emcee could MC? But there's only one emcee that can truly MC And that one, EZ is me {*pause*} Now I'm probably enragin, but I'm engagin If you're finished glancin, then turn over the page and Read between the lines and, signs of the times and Rap is really changin, but I'm still arrangin Beats that never stale you see the fanclub still will mail me If I was a theater, I'd be Alvin Ailey But I'm just an MC and believe I got it No need to act sane - just cold get retarded [Verse Three] Well here I go again and my friend, you will see That I'm a veteran, and I'll send, different type Of rap styles, through the airwave and Always do a show, cause all my fans be savin And I put to rest any contest Today. Hustle your way, and rave and... But don't go wild, cause ain't no misbehavin J is on the wheels, keepin beats sturdy And if you try to go, then you will face the consequence And I will run every kind of sentence Not the old school - cause that style's past tense I'm not illin or whylin, actin like a child in Cause this is one-thousand nine-hundred and eighty-eight This is the year to make money and be chillin I might not be Milk G, but I am "Top Billin'".. .. yo yo, one time for the party people out there Brentwood's definitely in effect Got my man Kev Wood in the house (true) My man Andre, Jimmy Jim, Lil' Dave, Mark, Todd (no doubt) Teddy Lee in effect! Yo can't forget the 9-8 posse Gets stronger as the day gets longer 14 Karat, yo Cool Shell The whole JVC Force, my man J-Stro, the dancers Oscar, Paul (True true true; But what I want to know is who can do the Get Retarded?) Yo I can Get the Retarded (Yo, but what about the people out there; Can Na**au.. Country do the Get Retarded?) Yo they can get it (Yo, Uniondale do the Get Retarded?) They can get it (Eisenhower Park do the Get Retarded?) Mmmhmmm (Hempstead do the Get Retarded?) Mmmhmmm (Let's get back to Suffolk, what about Bayshore?) Oooh yes (Yo Brentwood?) Funky business.. {*words fade out*}