Love isn't patient Love isn't kind But love will sure take you for quite the ride Love isn't heaven Love isn't hell But you'll still get stuck there with somebody else But don't expect it to last the entire time you have Just be grateful you held it at all Love is like envy Love is just pride But it never feels evil, it feels good at the time Cuz love is ambitious It bounces around And when it's inside you, your feet leave the ground Don't expect it to last, don't fly too far Keep your hand on the safety cord And you can land safely in another state Somewhere you can start again Or you can just say no and be on your way It's not so terrible to be alone Love isn't heaven Love isn't hell But you'll still get stuck there all by yourself