Chris August - Tell Me What You Want For Christmas lyrics

I'm so excited To open the box It's that time of year now Ready or not I slip on the red coat I glue on the beard I stuff in some pillows And there's a line outside sears My fulltime gig is singing songs But once a year I've got my side job So come and sit on my lap Tell me what you want for Christmas If you were good and not bad Tell me what you want for Christmas A pogo stick, a princess dress A puppy dog or a Lego set Before the camera goes snap Tell me what you want for Christmas I know what you're thinking Saint Nick is a fraude He can't fit down that chimney With that big belly he's got And what about Rudolph And his shiny red nose And how do you explain all those elfs Making toys and clothes You're never too old to believe So write up your wish and just Bring it to me Come and sit on my lap And tell me what you want for Christmas Something you've never had Tell me what you want for Christmas A giftcard to Golf Galaxy Or maybe Anthropologie Anything but cash Tell me what you want for Christmas Christmas One time this kid said: "That's not Santa, it's Chris" I said: "Well Santa gets busy this time of year and he asked me to do this" So come and sit on my lap I'm doing Santa's business Whatcha think about that Just tell me what you want for Christmas A saxophone, a trampoline That brand new Chris August CD But you already have that So tell me what you want for Christmas I know what I want I want some Chick-fil-a I want a nice turtle neck sweater And I want the Dallas Cowboys to win the Superbowl And that's all I need And this thermos And that's all Hey, there goes Rudolph Hey, turn your nose on Merry Christmas I'm gonna sleep under the Christmas Tree