I can't believe I'd even write this song But something very strange has gone on It was an almost normal night In a very confused life And I sense you round the corner Sweet and strong And I can't believe I'd even write this song You came into my life on Monday And I was hoping then and there you'd go away But if you hear these words Then the chemicals might occur The ones make you want me to climb on And I can't believe I'd even write this song I wonder how high or low I'd go Or is this a cool way to let you go If I were you I'd be impressed Let me help you out of that dress Cos' I need a part of me in you that's long And I can't believe I'd even write this song This song Can't believe I Can't believe I'd even write this song