Got two dogs and a bottle of crazy glue, I've got two dogs and a bottle of crazy glue, Can't think of much that I'd rather do When I got two dogs and a bottle of crazy glue, I glue 'em together, And I get two dogs who are better than ever, I glue 'em together, And I get two dogs together forever. Got two cavemen and 10 feet of rope, I've got two cavemen and 10 feet of rope, Don't got no beer and I don't got no dope, But I've got two cavemen and 10 feet of rope, So, I tie them together, And I get two cavemen who are better than ever, I tie 'em together, And I get two cavemen together forever. Well, I've got 1 me and I've got 1 you, Yeah I've got 1 me and I've got 1 you, Don't got no rope or no crazy glue, But I've got 1 me and I've got 1 you, So hey, Let's stick together, We'll be two people who are better than ever, Let's stick together, We'll be two people together forever.