Chink Money - The Worst I Ever Had (Drake parody) lyrics

Hook: I should be through with all the drinking Cuz when I do, I get to thinking Maybe she'll do, at least for the weekend But then I sober up and that's when it sinks in Girl you make me gag every time I smell your breath It's like coffee, dog sh**, and cigarettes I got this tattoo, it says "No Regrets" But every time I hook up with you I say you a f**in mess, you a f**in mess You a f**in mess, you a f**in mess You're the worst I ever had, worst I ever had Worst I ever had, worst I ever had Damn man I should've stayed sober Last night you Meagan Good, this morning Whoopi Goldberg Princess Fiona just turned into an ogre You walk around with no shirt, damn that's just vulgar sh**! I must've drank myself retarded How the hell did I just walk into waters that were uncharted Darted to the front door but this co*kwho*e just locked it Dropped the key in her Dockers back pocket Talkin bout "baby where you think you going?" Tried to play it off like "babe I think your lawn needs mowing" She said it ain't growing but give it some time She used her own fecal matter to keep it fertilized I threw up in my mouth at the thought of the sight And told her I had to go and I would call her goodnight She yelled "you ain't gonna leave me like the last man did" She grabbed a pistol, now I'm stranded at this mad b**h' crib, uh Hook Damn I got involved with the wrong b**h Full blown alcoholic, always begging for raw dick 48 waist, swearing that them little draws fit Did you forget to flush? Is that a Whatchamacallit? Floating in the toilet Crying over spilled milk when you already spoiled it Came up in the kitchen, what you cooking? I smell garlic Gave you a hug and realized it was your armpits Aw sh**, now I'm disgusted Yellow a** smile, yeah ya teeth look like mustard Hairy a** bush like "look I just brushed it" And when we out in public my friends say "she's busted!" Yeah, but you were cute when I was wasted At least I think so cuz my memory erased it Maybe replaced it, went to a happy place with Negligee models that can't wait to get naked Hook