Chilly Gonzales - Self Portrait lyrics

I said I was a musical genius I said I was a musical genius I said I was a musical genius I repeated it 'til it became meaningless Because you a**umed I was joking And then you thought about it Like - "he's not joking" Listen, it's entertainment but if you listen the genius is in the arrangements See I wasn't kidding, wasn't bullsh**ting Anyways, you can't fire me now, because I'm quitting [Bridge] I'm at home in a taxi cab Self absorbed The musical Maxi Pad I like sunsets Long walks on the beach I dont rap like Big Poppa Because I don't preach [Hook 2x] The closer I get to closure I realise writing this is shear torture Today it's a real scorcher I think I'm gonna set fire to my own self portrait I'm way beyond snob I'm a Louis Vuitton slob You want the truth? No prob I see the face of God in a blow job I see the truth in Eric Cartman And Salavdor Dali And Dolly Parton And even Chris Martin When I dance to Viva La Vida alone in my apartment [Bridge] I'm at home in a taxi cab Self absorbed The musical Maxi Pad I like sunsets Long walks on the beach I dont rap like Big Poppa Because I don't preach [Hook 2x] The closer I get to closure I realise writing this is shear torture Today it's a real scorcher I think I'm gonna set fire to my own self portrait This self portrait I wanna torch it I love it but I want to divorce it Who there? It's only despair I try to avoid the void but it's just there So when I grow grey like Dorian I won't be boring Because I think about historians I'm going through a difficult stage From young Nicholas Cage to present day Nicholas Cage I'm almost 40 There's a bunch of folk to whom I should say sorry I should write down my whole life story Chilly Gonzo, memento mori [Bridge] I'm at home in a taxi cab Self absorbed A musical Maxi Pad I like sunsets Long walks on the beach I dont rap like Big Poppa Because I don't preach [Hook 2x] The closer I get to closure I realise writing this is shear torture Today it's a real scorcher I think I'm gonna set fire to my own self portrait