I gotta get my prank on, prank on And hit 'em with a sad song, sad song So take me to broadway, yo take me to broadway Yo take me to broadway, and do it tonight And if I ever get there, get there I'm gonna show my chest hair, chest hair So take me to broadway, yo take me to broadway Yo take me to broadway, I'm ready to fight And figgas gettin' slept on, stepped on And figgas better get gone, get gone So take me to broadway, yo take me to broadway Yo take me to broadway, and do it tonight I gotta get my prank on, prank on And hit 'em with a sad song, sad song So take me to broadway, yo take me to broadway Yo take me to broadway, and do it tonight I got an extra testicle But you're skeptical about spectable And these days bad taste is so delectable And the crowd is so suggestible In the home of the showman, home of the shaman, home of the sheman Home of the comedian, home of the vaudevillians with opinions by the millions I gotta get my prank on, prank on And hit 'em with a sad song, sad song So take me to broadway, yo take me to broadway Yo take me to broadway, and do it tonight And if I ever get there, get there I'm gonna show my chest hair, chest hair So take me to broadway, yo take me to broadway Yo take me to broadway, I'm ready to fight Thank you! I love the crowd, I hate the crowd I constantly constipate the crowd No sh** - Chilly put the ants in your pants Ah sh** - just to put you in a trance No I don't wanna make you bounce I wanna be loved and hated in equal amounts No I don't wanna make you bounce I wanna be loved and hated in equal amounts In the home of the showman, home of the shaman, home of the sheman Home of the comedian, home of the vaudevillians with opinions by the millions In the home of the showman, home of the shaman, home of the sheman Home of the comedian, home of the vaudevillians with opinions by the millions I gotta get my prank on, prank on And hit 'em with a sad song, sad song So take me to broadway, yo take me to broadway Yo take me to broadway, and do it tonight And figgas gettin' slept on, stepped on And figgas better get gone, get gone So take me to broadway, yo take me to broadway Yo take me to broadway, I'm ready to fight, fight, fight, fight!