Children - Adam Was A Gardener lyrics

Adam was a gardener And Eve, she was his spouse, They lost their jobs by stealing fruit And went to keeping house. There it was a quiet one And peaceful in the main, Until they had a baby boy and Went to raising Cain. Young folks, old folks, Everybody come. Come on o'er to our place And make yourself at home. But please check your chewing gum And razors at the door, We'll tell you Bible stories That you never heard before. Esau was a farmer of a Wild and woolly make; His daddy gave him half the farm And half to Brother Jake; But Esau saw that his title, It wasn't very clear, So he sold his half to Brother Jake And said he didn't 'keer.' Young folks, old folks, Everybody come. Come on o'er to our place And make yourself at home. But please check your chewing gum And razors at the door, We'll tell you Bible stories That you never heard before. Daniel was a smartypants who Wouldn't obey the King; The King got mad and said he wouldn't Stand for such a thing; He chucked him down a manhole With lions underneath, But Daniel was a dentist, and He pulled the lions' teeth. Young folks, old folks, Everybody come. Come on o'er to our place And make yourself at home. But please check your chewing gum And razors at the door, We'll tell you Bible stories That you never heard before. Jonah was an emigrant, So tells the Bible tale; He bought a one-way ticket on A trans-Atlantic whale; But the whale's interior Was cramped, at very best, So Jonah pressed the bu*ton -- and The whale, he did the rest. Young folks, old folks, Everybody come. Come on o'er to our place And make yourself at home. But please check your chewing gum And razors at the door, We'll tell you Bible stories That you never heard before