Childish Gambino - Happy Gilmore lyrics
[Produced by Childish Gambino & Ludwig Göransson] [Excerpt from Happy Gilmore] [Hook] You're shooter McGavin and I'm Hap-Happy Gilmore Happy Gilmore, Hap-Happy Gilmore You're shooter McGavin and I'm Hap-Happy Gilmore Happy Gilmore, believe that's Mr. Gilmore's Mr. Gilmore [Verse 1: Definition] Well I'm just rumbling, tumbling, fumbling, down the street My phone and southering head down, breathing Heavy [motherling] drunk [I'm gone] Like [keef] for [southering] drunk as f** [Cause of all these] in my cup Grab me a mic and prop me up Open them curtains, just for certain Whole damn crowd gonna' f**ing jump Rain, hail, sleet and snow Take a volcano to stop this show f** bronchitis and strep throat And smoke two J's and I'm good to go But I'm a P-R-O, F-E-S-S-I-O-N, A, L Spelt that sh**, mad slow For those who don't know how to spell Hit up Sylvan Learning Center And get yourself hooked on that phonics While I'm puffing hydroponics Playing old-school Sega Sonic Dr. Robotnik can s** a dick These are hedgehogs you f**ing Brit Stalking pray, waiting for the slip I'm a soldier with every snip [Gameboy] this, a different operation Tryin' to turn this hobby into an occupation No wonder [???] the same damn conversation To say that is an ignorant kinda statement I'm just getting started here, hasn't even been a year This is for all those who said my old stuff sounded kind of weird Give me anything you got, b**h Any beat, pro flow, or topic You dudes like Franchise and the Rockets Find any MC to top it I double-doggy-dare you: find someone you can compare to Def To find some as versatile's just something that you can't do I just grip it, freestyle bump and [ribbit] Frozen [ropes] [??????????] Slang like [???] minus [??????????] Make you loose your job like your name Lane Kiffen Now I'm past patient, past waiting For lazy motherf**ers that I pa** flaking On thin ice get your a** skating Lighting up a cigar at a gas station So if you end up pasted out; blacked out Naked in the basement of a crack house [???????????????????????????????] [??????????] to make you tap out Then it was destiny, that you were meant to be Hope each one takes during [???] For all those that're now in debt like me All the credit card statements [sweat] like me And there will soon come a time Where you will pay for what you've done Taking advantage of a kid Ambitious, young, naive and dumb But I moved on to bigger things And you're still stuck up in that store Cause you're name's Shooter McGavin And I'm- And I'm- Pow! [Hook] You're shooter McGavin and I'm Hap-Happy Gilmore Happy Gilmore, Hap-Happy Gilmore You're shooter McGavin and I'm Hap-Happy Gilmore Happy Gilmore, believe that's Mr. Gilmore's X2