Childbirth - Will You Be My Mom? lyrics

Oh will you be my mom? I need a mom Will you be my mom? Will you show me love Can you curl my hair Buy me something to wear Don't be annoyed But can you fill this void Can you do french braids (mom?) Don't be afraid (mom?) Will you please consider (mom?) Being my big sister Oh will you be my mom? I need a mom Will you be my mom? Will you give me a hug Can you buy me smokes This is not a joke Watch some rated R Buy [?] guitars [?] cash (mom?) It'll be a blast (mom?) Can you make me dinner (mom?) And be my breadwinner