CHIKARA - Mike Quackenbush Interview lyrics

“I asked Leonard Chikarason if I could have a couple of minutes to come out here for an explanation for some stuff that went down yesterday. And when I am done, I am going to ask for an explanation of my own. I also want to take this time to apologize to official Bryce Remsburg as I certainly lost my cool after the match last night. No offense, Bryce. About two months ago, after a show called “Deuces Wild” here, a group of the usual suspects and I got together in the back to get dinner after the show, swap stories, talk about the matches, all that usual business. Conspicuous by his absence was Tim Donst. One of the guys told me during the show, Donst had got dropped on his head and left with UltraMantis Black and his cronies. Tim Donst is a friend of mine, one of my students, and a guy I care about. So I got on my phone, I called him a couple of times, he did not pick up. And let me a**ure you there are few people that appreciate the seriousness of head injuries like I do. I called him, no answer, I called him, no answer, but the next day he picked up. He told me he had spent the whole night listening to UltraMantis Black trying to persuade him that he belonged in the Neo-Solar Temple. When Tim Donst said that, an unusual opportunity presented itself. Because at the end of 2007, on one of the episodes of our Podcast, UltraMantis Black briefly remarked that he knew how Chris Hero came to know the reversal to the CHIKARA Special. He said it in such a way that most people wouldn't remember it. But that thought plagued me since the night I heard it, since the night those words came out of UltraMantis' mouth. So in that phone conversation, on that afternoon, Tim Donst and I hatched a little plan. Because, if we were to find out how the counter to the CHIKARA Special made it from our Tecnico session on a Tuesday night to Chris Hero, there was no one in a better place to figure it out than Tim Donst. The CHIKARA Special, which I am willing to say the majority of the people in the room have not been in it, is a hold of solid nuance. And if you were put in it once or twice, maybe you could figure out how to put it on for yourself. But you could not know…you could NOT know the exact counter that I taught to my guys. You just couldn't. And at “The Sordid Perils of Everyday Existence”, I saw Chris Hero use that exact counter in this ring. It was then I knew we had a traitor in our midst. So after eight weeks of vegan treats and 80's face paint, Tim Donst, my inside man Tim Donst, heard the name we had been waiting to hear. And he made a beeline to ringside and he put it in my ear. And when I heard it, I could not believe. I did not want to believe what he was saying to me. And I looked across the ring, I looked at Shane Storm, and I knew it had to be true. I don't know why; but Shane Storm, it's time for you to face the music. So come on out here, because you owe me, and half the boys in the back, an explanation right now. …Shane Storm, can you hear my voice?” [*Leonard F. Chikarason comes out to tell Mike that he looked everywhere in the back and that Storm is not here. Chikarason says he never saw him and he had been there all day.*] “If he's not here then that's fine, because he lives only 15 minutes from here" [*Quackenbush then tosses the mic to Chikarason, takes out his car keys, and leaves through the back door to go after his now former partner. *]