Chieftaine - Everybody Hates Chris lyrics

I was the youngin' frontin' rebel witout a cause Like a jail bird; fly when I break out the bars Hangin' with the hood rats, claimin to bust caps Change into their shoes when I'd step on their door mats I had a quick scheme, plannin to get green My brother ripped me off and sold me jay for like 15 But I was 15, never tokin like J.R We had the fellowship, it wasn't working like days off I was the wackest child pa**in black n milds Actin stacked and vile like I packed the rounds When pap's around, I'd act a happy child Stopped givin F's, my teachers gave em to me Church tried to evict, but words could never move me My friends asked me if I could sneak em the booze And I was lyin to my pops so I could sneak to my boo's So I could finger melodies, I got her to the thinnest frets Till I maxed my V card, it almost put me in debt When my parents got the bill, they freeze my account Because it got hot tryna find an easy way out I had a bad day and I had to find the lighter, mannnn Cuz I was saving Mary Jane like spider man I headed to the lake to try and fade my mind But then I got a text that really changed my mind It was my girl, and last night, we was fightin She said I ain't her ex, so I was feelin' excited I was driven to take off like a new Porsche She was Home Alone too like Lost in New York I was too tired, but my bike was gonna take me Foot to the petal, sprung walkin on daisies Sex drive, finna cop the mileage Throwing magnums in the trash like "Stop the violence" Then I heard a door close so I stopped in silence Her momma came home and I was locked inside it Started with a bone, now your dog was playin dead Stranded on the second floor and I ain't tryna break a leg Her momma hit the double R, so I clocked it down the hall Never caught, till I saw my momma knocking on the door Bridge: Chief Run Away! (4x) Now my parents held resent like a pending message I said "Please! We've got to dip before her parents catch us!" They yelled in my face "Why can't you learn your lesson?!" Ushered me to the porch to give her mom confessions Everybody Hates Chris, yelled the whole ride home I was sure when I arrived that my whole life's done Last thought: It was kind of nice to have a life Hood rat, then got all my rights ratified I took my bag inside, they dumped it out to find: Gatorade, gum and a gla** of Calvin Klein I took a deep breath, knowing I was past oBliged Forgot the Mary J, ain't that just fine