Chief Chinchilla a.k.a. J-Zone - Facelift Malt lyrics

{Facelift Malt Liquor, for when your partner's just not attractive} [Chief Chinchilla] (Facelift Malt!) Fellas That's what you drink when you creep with a busted chick (Facelift Malt!) Ladies Drink it when your man got beat by the ugly stick (EWW!) (Facelift Malt!) When you're lyin in bed Lookin at your partner like f** this sh**~! n***a I'm creepin, on my way to the liquor sto' thinkin About how I can ditch this hoe My girl's busted, a threat to humanity But somehow I gotta make her look like Vanity Beer goggles all day just to clear first base Why the hell I let her in my house in the first place? But I hear there's a brew called Facelift, take it It'll make Godzilla look like (?) 40 to the head down the whole f**in bottle And she went from a problem to a God damn model God bless Facelift but it's like crack Cause once you sober up there's no turnin back Take three sips she'll turn into a 5 Might tongue kiss her if you down a whole quart You got a supermodel if you drink a six-fo' And wonder how the f** she got cute enough to sport But when the buzz dies down, you're no longer seein double ... n***a then you in trouble Are you sure I slept with you? Like you're absolutely positively sure? (Yep) There's a lot of brothers that look like me It didn't have to be me, you sure it was me? (Yep) I slept with you... really? (Yep!) Damn Facelift! Really? You're positive? {*singing*} Raise your hand if you're sure! So you are sure, damn really? Abso-tute, abso-loose, abso-tute-lutely positively sure? Are you sure? You're sure?