I want the waiter with the water I want the waiter with the water for my daughter I want the waiter with the water for my daughter 'Cause my daughter has an order for some water on the tray He's got a menu that'll send you He's got a menu that'll send you and befriend you He's got a menu that'll send you and befriend you Maybe lend you if you help me find the waiter with the tray While my daughter was having lunch one day She caught the waiter's eye He took one look at her, then ran away Now she's bothered by her thirst unless I find that guy I want the waiter with the water I want the waiter with the water for my daughter Don't want the butcher or the baker or the candlestick maker Want the waiter with the water on the tray (She wants the waiter with the water She wants the waiter with the water for her daughter) Don't want the butcher or the baker or the candlestick maker Want the waiter with the water on the tray