I'm clenching my booty(x2) I'm clenching my booty Theres so much pressure 7 blocks away, I don't think I'm gonna make it Just feel the texture. Goosebumps on my skin and my body starts to drip sweat But I wont (I wont) Give in (Give in) Even though I'm, Turtle Heading And I will, Keep on Clenching I'm clenching my booty In a long meeting, when I'm in traffic, on a first date. I'm clenching my booty You know the feeling, at all the worst times, give me a break. I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo (doodie) I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo (doodie) I know it's stuck in my bu*t, It kinda hurts, wrong time and place, I got the squirts it can't get worse,no this ain't fair Crap, you know I push you up Doo, Doo, don't need 2 girls just need a cup. Now the bubble guts is bubbling' , because it's full of food used to say the sky's the limit, now the sky smells like poo, Man I had to drop a load, (oh god) That I couldn't do Ask me, 'what's that smell man?' I stand back and point at you (you, you) I know that I fart a bit, feel like I need a new pair with no shart on it But, this rap don't have to make sense, as long as it rhymes: just got to mumble it And I know, we went off topic baby: true, true, true but i'd rather hold a number 2, than to poo when i'm not suppose to... i'm clenching my booty! I'm clenching my booty In a long meeting, when I'm in traffic, on a first date. I'm clenching my booty You know the feeling, at all the worst times, give me a break. I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo (doodie) I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo (doodie) (repeat x2)