Everybody knows this song But why did it take so long Now your children they are grown Wearing makeup and cologne Working's tired out your eyes Yeah drinking milkshakes, eating fries Grease your hair down, polish up your shoes Get a girlfriend, take her to the zoo Check your balance, paycheck's coming through Something's going on my friend, it's you Days are turning into years What a wonderful career Now your children they are grown And your wife is all alone It's time to find out where you're at Cuz we don't want no heart attack (Chorus)