A hundred years ago today We roamed the Earth like apes Standing tall in the gra** Trying new hairstyles, beautiful at last The cure is in the water Birthing baby blue-eyed daughters Did you ever think you'd live to see The cure is in the water Birthing baby blue-eyed daughters Trouble in the making Now see how far we've come Walking upright; chewing gum Amps and volts don't mean a thing Judgment came naturally, it's such an easy thing Now it seems we've unlocked the code Don't you worry you'll never grow old Though nothing new is being said Everyone has a phone now take your meds