Chesnutt Vic - Maiden lyrics

Dogs are barking, birds are chirping The only thing better if I was squirting But there's no one here to love on me today For the maiden's on holiday For the maiden's on holiday I'm a sorry, sorry knight in a horrible castle Hoping to avoid certain societal ha**les And I know what they say But I ain't made of clay For the maiden's on holiday Yeah, the maiden's on holiday I ain't nothing but chivalrous Ain't never been nothing nasty between us She knows where she stands On the heart of a broken man I'm gonna be bad no matter what So I might as well go on ahead And act like a bu*t Any ol' way, yeah, I'm still gonna pay For the maiden's on holiday Yeah, the maiden's on holiday