Cheryl Wheeler - T.V. lyrics

I'm glad I weren't no pioneer Ridin' in a wagon cross the great frontier I'm playin' by candlelight power's out here And I can't watch tv I can't do nothin' - nothin' at all Everything comes from a switch on the wall Drives me nuts when it won't behave No popcorn from the microwave Oh yeah yeah, yeah Sky's real nice Moon's real big Stars real bright Cable calls and it don't seem right That I can't watch tv And it breaks my heart all I'm missin' Bowling shows, old guys fishin' How the dogs on the track did Near d**h stuff re-enacted Where to call to talk to strangers Interviews with hockey players How to lose a pound a minute Make big bucks, be rollin' in it Shopping clubs, gladiators Cher's make-up, roller skaters Rhinestone studs in your new skirt Bald guy stuff, psychic network Don't you feel bad for me That I can't watch tv (Repeat Chorus) Cable calls and it don't seem right That I can't watch tv