Cherry Poppin' Daddies - Ragged Ol' Flag lyrics

Ragged old flag, ragged old flag Why should I wrap myself up in this ragged old flag? I'm sick of the mosquitoes Raise your gla** to freedom parasites They left me with nothin' but this self-drawn faded tattoo The Irish are into whiskey but Americans are s**ers for Wang Dang Whoop Dee Doo They're always talkin' bout their Ragged old flag, ragged old flag Why should I wrap myself up in this ragged old flag? We fought to be all equal but now there is a sequel to this here rule Ya must dangle a carrot In front of a stubborn mule They said to me baby That someday that maybe You'll be this rich too But all they really want Is another nose to the grindstone fool Frankly, that sh** gets me sick Right on my shoes They're always talkin' bout their Ragged old flag, ragged old flag Why should I wrap myself up in this ragged old flag? Well they grabbed me early By my short and curlies A puttin' propaganda in my mind Joe that plumber sure don't like Obamer The news'll yank yer doodle all the time Well they grab you early By your short and twirlies Salutin' propaganda in a line Joe that plumber sure don't like Obamer The news'll yank yer doodle all the time Ragged old flag, ragged old flag Why should I wrap myself up in this ragged old flag?