They had my yarbles on a plate ( Huffin' muggles) Two sickos from I'm sure the Garden State ( Huffin' muggles) They know this big s*ut got no ka-ching ( Huffin' muggles) If she don't get loose she can't do a thing ( Huffin' muggles) Voila, cough medicine to share ( Huffin' muggles) Do you know that foxy moron from the stairs? ( Huffin' muggles) Can you not curb your Schadenfreude and glee? ( Huffin' muggles) He's all woman as you twats can plainly see ( Huffin' muggles) Every day there's a stray hot child in the city Come to claim all the ways and the tastes of the witty and urbane Take a seat on the john, let 'em take glamour pictures In the heat, skunky fog, in the sequins it itches, Salomé Don't make a face Ooh, chocolate dandy welterweights ( Huffin' muggles) And viper jive Victrola 78's ( Huffin' muggles) It's White Slave starring Maria Montez ( Huffin' muggles) Let's wow 'em, Herculisa Oops, you dropped your fez ( Huffin' muggles) Every day there's a stray hot child in the city Come to claim all the ways and the tastes of the witty and urbane Over time little lamb you'll burn like a tyger But for now Cleopatrick, the anvil is still forming you Oh, huffin' muggles Huffin' muggles, yeah Huffin' muggles, yeah Huffin' muggles, yeah Huffin' muggles, yeah Huffin' muggles, yeah