Cheech & Chong - Framed lyrics

I was sitting in the coffee shop Just minding my own affair When all of a sudden, this Policeman caught me unaware Said, is your name Pedro I says, yeah, I guess so Said, then come with me cause You're the man we been looking for I said, hey, man I been framed Hey, no, really, man I was framed Aw, I never do nothing wrong, man But every time I get the blame I been framed They put me in the lineup And let the bright lights shine There was ten poor dudes like me Standing in that line I knew I was the victim Of somebody's evil plan When this scroungy looking dude Came up and said, yeah That's him, man Hey, wait a minute, man I been framed, man Aw, listen to me, judge I was framed I never do nothing wrong But every time I get the blame Hey, I been framed Then the prosecuting attorney Started prosecuting on me That dude gave me the first Second, and third degree He said where were you On the night of July 29 I said, man, I was home in bed He said, judge, that man's lying I said wait a minute, man I was framed, man Hey, judge, listen to me, man Really, you gotta believe me I been framed, man I never do nothing wrong But every time I get the blame Oh, I was framed Now look, I deny the charges Of having any weed And I also deny the charges Of taking any speed I deny the charges Of selling any gra** But when the judge Looked down and said guilty I said, judge, you can kiss my Framed Judge, I'm telling you the truth I was framed, man I never do nothing wrong But every time I get the blame Hey, I was framed Oh, framed You gotta believe me, judge That wasn't even my stuff I was holding it for a friend, man Could this face life, man Oh, come on, judge Don't send me to camp, man I just got my car fixed, man Look, I just got a new Tattoo and everything, man Oh, man, what a bummer, man Oh, come on, judge Gimme a break, please Aw, judge, come on, man Don't take me away, I was framed Man, really I been framed