Cheech And Chong - Dave lyrics

(Soft knocks at the door) Chong: Who is it? Cheech: It's me, Dave. Open up, man, I got the stuff. (More knocks) Chong: Who is it? Cheech: It's me, Dave, man. Open up, I got the stuff. Chong: Who? Cheech: It's, Dave, man. Open up, I think the cops saw me come in here. (More knocks) Chong: Who is it? Cheech: It's, Dave, man. Will you open up, I got the stuff with me. Chong: Who? Cheech: Dave, man. Open up. Chong: Dave? Cheech: Yeah, Dave. c'mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me. Chong: Dave's not here. Cheech: No, man, I'm Dave, man. (Sharp knocks at the door) Cheech: Hey, c'mon, man. Chong: Who is it? Cheech: It's Dave, man. Will you open up? I got the stuff with me. Chong: Who? Cheech: Dave, man. Open up. Chong: Dave? Cheech: Yeah, Dave. Chong: Dave's not here. Cheech: What the hell? No, man, I am Dave, man. Will you... (More knocks) Cheech: c'mon! Open up the door, will you? I got the stuff with me, I think the cops saw me. Chong: Who is it? Cheech: Oh, what the hell is it...c'mon. Open up the door! It's Dave! Chong: Who? Cheech: Dave! D-A-V-E! Will you open up the goddam door! Chong: Dave? Cheech: Yeah, Dave! Chong: Dave? Cheech: Right, man. Dave. Now will you open up the door? Chong: Dave's not here.