Charron - Syco vs Charron lyrics

[Round 1: Charron] You old f**, rapping with teenagers and still a pot head I told Syco to act his own age, so he dropped dead He's also a pedophile, no I'm actually serious His favorite part in hockey is before the first period Running a McDonald's play place, he's clutching many hands Syco is just like tuna, he only comes in little cans But if you lay a hand on me your neck will get twisted I'll put Syco/Psycho in a box, Alfred Hitchco*k Collector's Edition My friends call me and talk about hot chicks to fill a conversation Your friends call you and ask, "Oh did you hear about Gilbert's operation?" My friends call me like, "Yo, Corey let's go egg a house." Your friends call you like, "Hey Jay, some little ba*tard just egged your house." My friends call me at 9 PM like, "Yo Corey let's get baked and drunk." His friends call him at 9 PM like, "Oh, sorry Jay did we wake you up?" You're an old ba*tard rapping and you really need to shape up You're like dry humping you ain't nothing but a fake f** You yell with no delivery in your flow and your lines You're 29 and a 17 year old is doper at rhymes This isn't a racist joke when I say you really need to open your eyes [Round 1: Syco] Corey is too young to drink and thinks pot is scary It's simple, when his dimple pimples pop it's scary He thinks he's the man, but you gotta understand this man hasn't even popped his cherry No weed, no p**y? No wonder you're so insecure and sentimental By the way did your mom go mental? Bring the pain being pregnant with a pencil Your parents took one look at your a** and just lost it Looking at a cross hybrid of a giraffe and and ostrich And does anyone else think it's ironic that I'm battling one of my chop sticks? Yo, even if I serve this homie I'll surely serve purgatory We all know the lyrical Biblical urban story of the Virgin Corey Yo, it's pretty sad when an Asian points out you haven't had any a** I've been getting a**, ripping raps performing at the Jimmy Jazz Just like Jus Allah I'll bust your jaw and cut ya raw for spitting trash Play Jedi Mind Tricks on ya skinny a** like I was Vinnie Paz Yo, this The Saurus style stealing freestyler should wear a mask Like Vega from Street Fighter Cause his skin looks like it's been through a deep fryer a week prior going through a meat grinder [Round 2: Charron] Yo, you compare me to The Saurus well that's just a sin I looked up "Syco" in the thesaurus and saw Dumbfoundead, Tantrum and Jin Yo, I'm young and play a lot of board games but I'm stuck at an obstacle Cause the Chinese version of Guess Who if f**ing impossible Your L's are being substituted with R's your pay checks should go to insurance for ruining our cars But he's using his money for dueling his buddies with Yugioh cards Your rate is hell, you should stop it all and quit The reason there's Asians in the Dot to drop his sh** Is cause he'd prolly pop his hip if he karate chopped a brick Listen yo, you a f**ing little b**h I'm coming with a tight flow f** Albert Hitchco*k I don't give a sh** about a Psycho/Syco And listen yo my rapping is true I'm smashing your crew You a f**ing little b**h I'ma pa** it off to you [Round 2: Syco] Yo, you said our insurance is high, of course we can't drive But we make stellar cars, you're just mad your American made Chevrolet fell apart Again, The Saurus already said about something about being hella hard to tell apart our L's and R's Yo, imagine that I'm really skinny, tall and really really white Yo watch this possum speak with pimple blossom cheeks My mom took me to [?] Beach so I could I got lost in Dawson's Creek JWalker's dick was stuck in a chicken but I need my mom's permission to cross the street It's not Jay's high, his slant eyes are made from Shanghi My pre-made lame lines have the same vibe But I'm dropping toxic while stocking boxes at the same time Yo, I established that I'm amazing and clever But I won't get to bang a lady forever Cause my skin's craziest texture is mixed with gravy and Chedda And I look like what it looks like if Beavis and bu*thead had a baby together [Round 3: Charron] Yo, you said I'm dropping toxins in boxes well I'm clumsy and I'm honestly evil Whoops, that's not the first time toxins have been dropped on your people And listen, it's funny cause in his impression he dissed me on how my hands shake to the side But that's impersonation of Asians on the way that they drive In high school my teachers yell at me for chatting and being so late His teachers yell at him for sleeping cla** when he was really awake My neighbor has 12 rottweilers, 8 poodles and buys 4 golden retrievers at night He raises all kinds of K-9's every breed every type He's trying to bring out more dogs out in Korean bulimia sites Jin, Tandrum and Dumbfoundead are all weak on the mic Bart, Homer and Milhouse are the only yellow people I like All your people have the same hair, same eyes and pessimist grins In China do they even use the term "identical twins"? Syco brought me to Korean and I nearly sh** in my drawers When I realized our Slush Puppies are a lot different than yours f** all your young jokes I ain't truly impressed I have superior math marks and I'll ruin you at chess I'm a better driver and too young to go through with the test Plus to throw it in my dick's bigger and I haven't hit puberty yet [Round 3: Syco] Alright, let me start this with a shout out to King Of The Dot and Grind Time So Okwerd and skinny when he's yelling 6'2" but wouldn't weigh an OZ on a Skelly (scale-y) He'd look pregnant if he had a Big Mac internally inserted in his belly Get at these [?] Chedda Cheese like fabric His shredded cheeks make Jakk sh** and Madness look like Brad Pitt Yo I'll Step Easy on this kid's technique Cause his format is Sketch-able I'll polish him with hollow hands (Hollahans) til he's an organic (Organik) vegetable I'm an Arcane Syco who does Justice when the young stitch and combine rhymes He's never had a girl to play with the a** (Diaz) so he doesn't know what to do when it comes to Grind Time Yo your sister Megan was begging so I took PoRich's advice and lift one leg in Gave it to her even though she's the size of two damn cows Her twat is engineered to absorb more liquid than a new Shamwow It Feels Good giving her raw blow (Rob Lowe) like boom and pound boom boom and pound