Charron - Charron vs JWalker lyrics

[Round 1: Charron] Yo, you said I'm too young to drink, oh what a belligerent crime Are you and your police foundation buddies gonna give me a fine? You broke ba*tard, wouldn't bet a dollar or two, a shot or some blue Vodka or some bottles of brew I said, "Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is" ...he swallowed his shoes You can't free from the top you just seize up and stop Only time JWalker's coming/cumming dope is when OZ is beating him off Yo you f**ing redneck, this hick is dumb Having incest with his mum, sticks his thumb in her [?] like "Get 'er done." This fake is a prick you ain't that legit, you're making me sick This f*ggot just ditched the States and embraced that Canadians quit Cause you're like a dog tag, you're labeled a b**h Why would you even wear that outside and comb your hair with such pride The only reason I think you're hilarious guy is cause you look like Finch from American Pie You motherf**er, see I bet money and freestyle cause I clearly am smarter Wanna battle for half we'll take more off your head than Mista Conspiracy's barber Yo, you know my rapping's legit and I'm smashing this quick His girl's a Florida Panther at dick cause she s**s at handling stick [Round 2: JWalker] When you're more along the lines of Cruger from Don't Flop Without the use of a nose job [Round 2: Charron] Yo, I heard you bring up Cruger/Krueger with those rhymes and those schemes Your girl is kinda a skeez, I hit it til her vagina will bleed If I'm Cruger/Krueger she lives on Elm Street cause I'm inside of her dreams And you also brought up Sandman, that doesn't prove you battle rap proper In Lindsey you guys boned, I heard you grabbed his sack Walker You put your balls in the Sand more than a handicap golfer Yo, I know you're a jay walker but there's easier transportation Wait, there's something that's missing Why did the hick cross the road? Cause his dick was still stuck in the chicken Yo, your mother's actually pissed she raised a rapper like this Since daddy left this ba*tard at six and said, "I'll be back in a jiff." The chance of that happening is like Big Mac battling Piff So his mom made him spiritual since this nerd was a toddler Bringing him to church so he'd have someone he could refer to as "father" I'm on a murderous slaughter, here's a joke Walker should know How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap 'til his father comes home "Oh daddy it hurts" that hick split He knew you were a chump and s**er He f**ed your ugly mother, chuck in the busted rubber That mother would have fun with my youngest brother JWalker, if you even think your father loves you dawg That's dumber than Kaliente applying for a custom's job f** the written MC's, I be spitting the frees Get a glimpse of this P His mom bought him a Cure AIDS bracelet for the tip of his sleeve Makes sense cause she infected you with the disease [Round 3: Charron] Yo, you're right I do have some pimples, I had a lot of chocolate bars, the candy just gets me I should follow your lifestyle and just back the f** off of Nestle/Ness Lee If you've ever lived in Lindsey, you're truly a hick If you got both hands around a goat they consider you as a pimp He Christmas shop with his ma and his sis' and he only bought one gift His Uncle Cleatus last words were, "Hey ma! Watch me do this!" OZ pulled an outrageous trick when he raped this hick You watch him take your sh** and didn't raise a fist so even Taylor Swift can relate to this And police foundations, you don't wanna be a cop cause he thinks that he's hard It's so it's not considered bestiality when he f**s the pigs in his barn And is it just me or does he look like John Ritter a lot? You can't spit from the top and you slip up and stop You battled without bringing some gwap and you're in the ring with the cops In your video blogs we see your friend's nipples a lot Volume 11 we didn't battle cause this hick had to flop So the latest TV show that John Ritter has brought Is 8 Simple Rules of how to be the b**h of The Dot OZ snatched his hat and exposed this gay clown's hair Last event you didn't show up, I paid a hundred bucks to make my way down there So consider this a down payment for what you owe me on my Greyhound fair