Charron - Charron vs Cruger lyrics

[Round 1: Cruger] I like to get high like Towlie from south park Your voice is high like Towlie from south park Your voice is high pitch like this, we don't wanna hear you yell How you got the same eyes nose and mouth as me.. and the same ears as well I don't usually practice battling in the mirror, cause it feels weird as hell But in this case it really helps You don't look like me.. you look like someone who looks like me Mixed with a bit of me but not quite me You look like whitey from Me, Myself and Irene when he was 19 Why on earth would anyone buy your shirt, we both battled at the Bay but I was first He copys everything I do, even did a 2 on 2 in Sweden with a look alike of Eurgh See were similar physically but I'm sicker lyrically We look alike but only one of us is spitting imagery Were a different breed, you're a little dweeb You only look cool if you teamed with Tricky P You can diss the queen, Mr Bean, drinking tea or British teeth But he used to be called triple C cause he thought that's how you spelt Klu KluX Klan But there's many differences between him and me For instance he's a nerd, he'll admit it willingly I might get called a nerd but sh** at least I don't call myself a nerd where is your dignity? He uses it as his image, on every vid' I see He titles it nerd raps or skinny geek spitting frees It's gimmicky, if King of the Dot are gonna give him tees And let him rock it on your television screens Then who said its a good look for him to be Representing let alone connected with this league [Round 1: Charron] How do you have a baby face with rapist traits? This guy is obnoxious People say we look similar...I think I'm getting nauseous With girls, he slips roofies with wine and coladas And rapes them as pupils slide in their sockets Cause Freddy Krueger could only get inside the unconscious f** your horrorcore album b**h, you need some direction Organik put a booster shot against a lethal injection Cruger's not shooting cops, no evil intention If he's only feasible in dreams I'm the machine in Inception It looks like your cheeks are eating your chin Don't get it misconstrued Either this Brit's confused or everything smells like sh** to you Let me break this down in layman's terms The way your face is curved Makes you look like the red character I keep catapulting at Angry Birds My oncology is clear... I'm the reason your father begs you not to talk to strangers Your mama raper with thoughts of danger And if there's ovulation I'll leave the toddler dangling from a closet hanger Before you box with Frazier get a boxing trainer Beating you dude is easy as going on YouTube and finding a Brigante hater I'll leave you hanging like Pica**o framework Treat you like that Saddam dictator Until you see these English soccer player's breathing stop from failure As I squeeze with constant anger 'til they meet the Boston Strangler I'm God's creator, the world dominator We in Toronto Flamer so get rid of your soccer balls And I'll teach all of y'all to play hockey later Body painter Hall of famer With the schemes I told Bender I wouldn't waste Well I guess Corey Charron just lied to your face I didn't rehash the ex champions scheme cause you're a true contender It's just cause back in England everyone refers to you as Bender Ayo, he's skinny...so much weaker in the core He makes me look like that bouncer who keeps f**ing tossing people out the door Let's go [Round 2: Cruger] He tried to post some music on my page, your songs are wack That sh** sounded like Andy Milonakas tryna do a conscious track I gotta say I'm not a fan man Tryna tell me about his music like this one song on Bandcamp He's always rocking them King of the Dot shirts, I bet you even got King of the Dot pants You got more King of the Dot merch.. than the King of the Dot shop has I bet you go to school with a King of the Dot bag, but what's mental Is in his bag is a King of the Dot pencil case, and inside there's a King of the dot Pencil And when his pencils blunt he's even got the sharpener b**h you're the only guy who rocks overall printed King of the Dot pajamas To match you're King of the Dot bed covers and sheets He's got about 5 King of the Dot key rings.. and his parents don't even trust him with keys yet I went from battling Jack sh**t, someone who's never shaved To Charron.. someone who's never shaved Most peoople grow facial hair Last time I saw him he had one facial hair A randomly placed wiscer, closest to an inch Growing from his chin.. blowing in the wind Look at 'em he's like "Leave me alone" You look like one of the kids Micheal Jackson raped.. eeeheee.. Charrrron I shoulda changed my outfit, come to the battle in a clown's kit So he'd freestyle a whole round about it and it would sound sh** Ho ho ho Charron don know those those His only hope is his blow up doll will one day come to life like Pinnocchio You don't think I know that most your best rhymes are already jokes on websites All you do is take and rearrange it into a two bar set up so the content rhymes It's no wonder he gets stressed he hasn't had s** yet His parents took away his p**n (pawn) like a move on a chess set But he has seen some tits its even touched his lips Cause he's one of those weird older kids who never stopped getting breast fed [Round 2: Charron] Your people are so f**ing unbearable I won't go to British Columbia or London Ontario Seeing his low rate league wanna go break me It's like keeping Jose [?] on England's croquet team See the crowd didn't catch the reference like, "Who is this no name?" Cause only you British f*ggots would watch a sport as stupid as croquet Cricket and croquet is literally so gay Those sports don't work out Tonight these British f*ggots are getting naked at a foreigner's house And putting four in Eurgh's mouth Y'all think Freddy with murk me with ease? Freddy Mercury please This dude is just not mean His friends call me up like, "We got some booze and some bomb weed." At the hotel you were sleeping and Oshea was nude with some soft cream Like, "Watch, Freddy Got Fingered" and there was no movie with Tom Green Organik designs your Grand Prix, it's time to up your business No one watches your damn league cause y'all some whiny f**ing b**hes Charles Darwin from your country can sign up as my witness It's survival of the fittest and you're dying cause you're British You're so quiet around girls, even I'm astounded If I set up a date with you and this brown chick and she came dressed in a clown's kit You wouldn't be able to start a conversation about it [Round 3: Cruger] Calls himself that kid Charron...like he's just a little kid How gullible do you think we are cause he's nothing but a b**h Cause like every other woman he doesn't want to give Out his real age so he'll say he's younger than he is See he gets a buzz from it cause he's an attention lover You're the only person who carries a fake ID that says you're younger He be getting rejected when he goes clubbing on purpose You look like me but an uglier version... I said version not virgin I saw you're in relationship on Facebook, a new couple emerging I thought that's a great look, but she looks kinda chunky in person Uh oh.. I shouldn't of spat that lyric Too bad I did it, it's got him mad, he's thinking The super power rebu*tal sense he has is tingling Corny Charron to the rescue, can he flip it? Yo you diss my girl friend, I'll sether this wack bum, I'm better at rap son You diss my girl friend, you're just jealous I have one I ain't jealous of that one Especially when I know the whole things a front It's a fake relationship, they don't even f** And that's sayin something, she's known as a s*ut Don't be a mark if you've seen him in a relationship on Facebook That's exactly what it is, a relationship on Facebook If you're gonna have a fake girl friend, at least pick one that's attractive Organik suggested it as a joke, thinking nothing would happen But she must've felt sorry for you cause you're so much of a f*ggot That fake relationships like every other one of your matches, set up by Organik [Round 3: Charron] In his songs he grips the blades and tries the violence He'll split your frame and pry your eyelids Why you imitating Rhyme Asylum When you're as intimidating as Miley Cyrus Cause in his tracks he's ripping up your flesh in [?] dead When Freddy here flows, he's like Emily Rose just a b**h who thinks that he's possessed See why are you so angry? See my life is horrendous, it is rough My Warcraft account just got suspended for a month We have no reason to be upset, what's your top excuse? I've been picked last in gym cla**, shoved in lockers too [?] deleted for a month upon review And when PS3 was hacked I couldn't play online just as long as you It appears that this is mirror match I can see now Am I really this ugly? This is me? Wow I don't need to see my reflection year round f** a mirror match, ayo Bishop take this f**ing mirror down You know the look a girl gives you when she wants you to skeet in her eye? Well...neither do I But I've banged a few b**hes off rap that's something I think you should try So when I hit on the last drunk chick at the bar and she's like, "I don't hook up with y'all nerds. I'ma look for some jocks first." I'll just point at Cruger like, "Shhh. It could be a lot worse." See now you've gotta rebu*tal just to come and attack me So you could call me your uncle cause I'm up in your auntie/ante This whole battle he dissed my flips! I'll do something uncanny I'll take butcher knives to my fingers and f**ing rebu*tal your family See battle rap, I love you to different degrees You made me a confident person and got me trips overseas Organik's a big brother I never had and put me into his league And provided me with opportunities I never envisioned to see I've had dudes I've looked up to beside me as I spit on TV And you fans across the world are the reason that I live and I breath So you can't win against me, it's the finishing scene And how could Cruger/Krueger affect me if I'm living the dream