Oh, I wanne be a dog I wana wag my tail Chase cars and knock over garbage cans Bite the lady that brings you the mail Oh, I Wanna be a dog I wanna dig big holes I wanna sniff french poodles and ba**et hounds And look for telephones poles Oh, I wanna be a dog I wanna big wet nose I wanna run in the street, get much on my feet And jump on to your clothes Oh, I wanna have dog breath (yuck) I wanna learn how to growl Scratch fleas and ticks, run after sticks The moon will make me howl Oh, I wanna be a dog I wanna lie around Being human these days is getting too crazy I just wanna be a hound