Punch in, punch out, try to make the boss proud Finally Friday, headed down a home route Six-pack stop, it’ll only take a minute Pick a quick-pick ticket, penny scratching didn’t win it Never once will win I guess Another day, another dollar deeper in debt I turn on my TV, people yelling at me War in the Middle East, never gonna have peace How’s a man afford to keep the juice flowing Knowing where the money’s going Wondering if the living’s worth the cost The poor get poor, the rich get rich We’re all gonna die, life is a b**h Lawn chair don’t care about the bills I can’t pay It’s all cool shade where I sit when I sit with my fold-out friend American aluminum wrapped in plaid Sturdy, strong, got my back through it all anytime anywhere Lawn chair don’t care I was thinking ’bout a sad king, heavy crown Ruling on a tall throne all alone Way up high, feeling down Worried what the kingdom’s gonna do now What a troubled view for a man mostly misunderstood Now I don’t have a servant waiting hand and foot But I do have a luxury just as good Lawn chair don’t care about the bills I can’t pay It’s all cool shade where I sit when I sit with my fold-out friend American aluminum wrapped in plaid Sturdy, strong, got my back through it all anytime anywhere Lawn chair don’t care Lawn chair don’t care American aluminum wrapped in plaid Sturdy, strong, got my back Waiting at home with open arms Not giving a sh** out in the yard When I’m falling apart it props me up No matter how deep I’m dug in a rut I love every last plastic fiber square Lawn chair don’t care