[Verse 1] Welcome to my haunted house I live here alone, ain't no one else It's the last house at the end of the block My friends all disappear one by one [Pre-Chorus] The cracks in the windows and the spiders, they crawl Across the lattice from 1924 Life is too sweet, yeah, and life is too short And there's nowhere to fall [Chorus] I don't want to live in this haunted house anymore I don't want to live in this haunted house anymore [Verse 2] There's a painting on the wall I see its eyes watching me as I walk on down the hall Nobody stops to write, nobody calls My friends all disappear They all got lost [Pre-Chorus] The cracks in the windows and the spiders, they crawl Across the lattice from 1924 Life is too sweet, man, and life is too short And there's nowhere to fall [Chorus] I don't want to live in this haunted house anymore I don't want to live in this haunted house anymore [Instrumental Outro]