Charlie Puth - Charlie Goes On A Date lyrics

Going on a date I really can't be late Gotta get some flowers After I get some food (Do-do-do-do-do, eating at McDonald's) God, I really needed that But I'm already late, oh, crap! Have to come up with an excuse After I get more food (Mmm, now I'm eating at Wendy's) I'm fifteen minutes late She's really gonna hate me I better call her now Oh look, a bakery! (Mmm, yummy, yummy cupcakes) This really isn't good I need to get her a gift Oh, perfect, I can get her one right there! (At the Home Depot, trying to get some wood) Thirty minutes late My chances aren't great [?] if she wants After I fight in this battle (Fighting, fighting, in a battle, blowing people's heads off) I'm putting my foot down right now! (Need to look at these puppies before I go on my date) Forty minutes late (Ooh, lemonade) No more pit stops I gotta make it, oh (Back to fighting in the battle, Molotov co*ktails for everyone) Putting the key in (After I get some rest) Gotta step on the gas (After I buy my Snuggie) Total concentration (Ice cream) I'm almost there (More cupcakes) Now I'm at her house! Ooh, Charlie Puth, you dumba** You showed up three hours late She couldn't wait anymore [Phone rings, playing "I'm So Hot"] Yeah sure, I'll pick you up right now Charlie the dumba** slept through his alarm Then stalked his friends on Facebook And then went to an office party He doesn't even work in an office