If you can lie, I can lie to...I put that on my life What's good for the gander is good for the goose What goes around comes around fast..I put that on my life If you can lie, I can lie to...I put that on my life What's good for the gander is good for the goose What goes around comes around fast..I put that on my life If you can lie, I can lie to...ohh What's good for the gander is good for the goose Never knew how mad that would make me baby What's good for the gander is good for the goose Yea I got that figured out lately Man me an that little cute thing we where in love But mood swings from her had me workin late Really I was an I was catchin a break From her and her mean ways I was in the pub jus chillin with a drank Talkin, choppin it up with they guys By now I done had about 5 In walked this little, oh my Five five blonde with blue eyes Had a dually parked outside Asking to borrow a cup full of ice To go with her vodka and sprite Next thing ya know the morning lite was peeking thru the windshield an sneaking into my eyes...damn If you can lie, I can lie to...I put that on my life What's good for the gander is good for the goose What goes around comes around fast..I put that on my life If you can lie, I can lie to...ohh What's good for the gander is good for the goose Never knew how mad that would make me baby What's good for the gander is good for the goose Yea I got that figured out lately Well I woke up, ran out to my house to grab some stuff....hold up? Wait...now what the what? Whatsup with that that ain't my truck I grabbed my bat kicked in the door Where the hell is he at now tell me who*e A shot from a .44 put a hole in the floor right next to my feet good lord Come here screw with my chick and then try to shoot me Ehh uhh I don't think so noobie He ran out and didn't ever stop But I called the cops like slingblade Fitna k** the someb**h right here In the paddy wagon he dead, dead All she said was how does it feel To be on the other end of the knife when the blade went all in Does it hurt? Do you Wana give in? Yea... Ain't gona lie Id rather die then go thru that twice She said remember that next time you wana hangout all night Why? Baby because..... If you can lie, I can lie to...I put that on my life What's good for the gander is good for the goose What goes around comes around fast..I put that on my life If you can lie, I can lie to...ohh What's good for the gander is good for the goose Never knew how mad that would make me baby What's good for the gander is good for the goose Yea I got that figured out lately