Charlie Coffey - Earth Girls Are Easy lyrics

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Charlie Coffey - Earth Girls Are Easy lyrics

(Is it true what they say about Julie) (There she is, let's ask her) (Julie, did you really go out with an alien) Uh-huh (What was it like) Real different (By the way, where'd you meet him) I was nude sunbathing on my patio When he was checking me out from his UFO Guess he couldn't take it, 'cause he lost his cool Crash-landed in my swimming pool (Oooh, neat) So he beams over to me, starts licking his lips Stroking his antennae and wiggling his hips I'm no Albert Einstein, but I'm not that dumb I know lust no matter what planet it's from He said Earth girls Earth girls are easy Earth girls Know how to please me Earth girls Earth girls are (Easy) (Was he cute) No way, definitely un-cute Total grossarama, slick as a slug With his Shake 'N Bake complexion and eyes like a bug Way beyond weird, I wanted out of there quick He was a cross between Flipper and Alan Thicke (Oooh) I ran in the house, I locked every lock I was not gonna party with some horny little Spock All of a sudden, I screamed in horror He was groping my leg through the doggie door Earth girls Earth girls are easy Earth girls Know how to tease me Earth girls Earth girls are (Easy) I can't go on What happened next is just too personal To put in a pop song (If it's that bad, you have to) Promise you won't tell (Uh-huh) His touch was a love drug I had to have more The next thing I knew I opened the door Come in, space monkey Kiss me here, kiss me there He still looked disgusting But I didn't care (Give us more detail) Oh, how do I describe it Well, you know how a blender has twelve speeds Well, when he got up to Purée I thought I would die But when he put it on Liquify, I wanted his baby Oh, yes, yes Is that your tongue (One of them) That sure is a big piece of machinery you've got (I made it myself) Oh, you space stud, you (There's no ride like this at Disneyland, baby Oh, synchronize, synchronize I'm docking, I'm docking Oh, oh, oh, oh) And to think we did all that without even touching Now I'm back to my senses, and he's light-years away If he's listening in space, I have something to say I took the lock off the doggie door So come back, moon doggie, when you're ready for more Earth girls Earth girls are easy Earth girls Know how to please me Earth girls Earth girls are (Sleazy) Earth girls Earth girls are easy Earth girls Know how to tease me Earth girls Earth girls are (Easy) Earth girls Earth girls are easy Earth girls Know how to tease me Earth girls Earth girls are (Very easy) Earth girls Earth girls are easy Earth girls Know how to please me Earth girls Earth girls are (Easy) (Yahoo) Earth girls Earth girls are easy (I like them) Earth girls (Hubba, hubba, hubba) Know how to tease me (Hubba, hubba) Earth girls (Yippee) Earth girls are (I'm stuck) Earth girls (Insatiable) Earth girls are easy Earth girls (Who is Alan Thicke) Know how to tease me Earth girls (Yabba dabba doo) Earth girls are (I told you) Earth girls (Thanks for the memories) Earth girls are easy Earth girls

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