Charlie Beans - Rap Game Cranky lyrics

[Verse 1: Red Pill] I get a pool full of liquor and I die in it You pour me a rum & coke, you better put a f**ing lime in it I'm Harvey Pekar if he could rap though Louis CK, another disgruntled a**hole So please excuse the rudeness and demeanor I'm more Eeyore than Christian Dior I haven't had a 'New Look' since the 90s If I need clothes then Kohl's is where you'll find me My apartment functions as a dungeon Curmudgeon, don't invite me to your functions I can't stand introductions Phone calls get ducked and voicemails, f** them (What are you doing tonight?) Nothing I like my Friday nights with no interruption And hold the compliments, don't have any confidence Drinking every night 'cuz I don't have any accomplishments [Hook: Red Pill] Started from the bottom and I'll stay there Never play the game 'cuz they don't play fair I appreciate the help, I don't need nobody else Let me party by myself b**h don't k** my vibe, b**h don't k** my vibe How am I supposed to live? I gotta work to stay alive I'm not an open book, I'm a bottle on the shelf To love, health and wealth b**h I party by myself [Verse 2: Red Pill] Tonight I'm staying in the house, probably laying on the couch Don't mistake what I'm about b**h I pour an IPA into my mouth f** fame, I'd rather be a face up in the crowd A trip to the liquor store will be tonight's highlight I don't pop molly b**h I drink Miller High Life That chick reminds you of your Bimmer? She reminds me of the time the heat went out in my Lumina I got my darling cooking dinner, while I'm talking sh** on Twitter Steady sipping on this liquor Probably f**ing up my liver, you might think that I'm a sinner But I think I beg to differ On the weekends, not trying to get on guest lists I'm taking your suggestions for sh** to watch on Netflix But I'm too drunk to watch a movie It's Friday night I'm pa**ing out watching Louie [Hook: Red Pill] Started from the bottom and I'll stay there Never play the game 'cuz they don't play fair I appreciate the help, I don't need nobody else Let me party by myself b**h don't k** my vibe, b**h don't k** my vibe How am I supposed to live? I gotta work to stay alive I'm not an open book, I'm a bottle on the shelf To love, health and wealth b**h I party by myself [Outro:] I don't suppose it has anything to do with your winning personality, does it? That's what I'm selling, that's what I'm selling Is you That's right You're the commodity That's right