Now if I had to be honest with ya I thought you did fancy me just a little bit It was like one of 'em twisted love tales The endings didn't quite fit but You were different A rock and roll troll with your hair greased up, all in leather And I was a perky girl, polka-dots, hair in curls Close friends all quite clever It didn't really happen to start with I have to say, I thought that maybe I was wrong and you'd like to go, you know, on holiday Or that you liked me But then I thought 'Hey, what does she have to offer that I don't?' Three Rolls-Royces and a cruise boat But you picked the tramp over the queen And you know I actually liked you You made me laugh lots Made me giggle when I sipped my drink Made me put more effort into my lyrics It didn't really happen to start with I have to say, I thought that you were still obsessed by The model stunners like Lily Coll and that Brazilian chick Whoa, oh, oh What do you say when you think it's time to walk away Turn around, wave goodbye? Or come and politely kiss me on the cheek, by my side? Now that it's over, will you take my picture off your wall Fill it with the holiday girl and Lily Coll Or will you just leave me there to hang on peacefully? Oh, oh Oh, oh