Charles Hamilton - Free Incoming lyrics

[Intro] I like to see myself as a pretty nice guy. Maybe too nice, you know Sometimes I give out my phone number to people that ... ordinarily I Wouldn't give my number out to. Just to prove I'm a nice guy [Verse 1] Yo, I get a million calls a day I ain't Stevie, don't nobody call to say "I love you" or say "Charles is great" It's either "Charles, you're fake" or "Charles, you're away" Some people call cause they need something Interrupting me while I'm trying to read something Instead of leaving an outgoing message Can y'all make jokes on my outgoing message Charles, you're too long I like your new song It's what me and my girl play when we get our groove on If I change my number, I will get more sh** Bad enough it's 323, not 646 If I get more rich, Imma escape running under a bridge Cause my sh** is like an 800 number Is it Hollywood if I don't wanna talk at all? No, I'm just responding to my caller log [Hook] I am not here, I'm making my escape The me you hear is magnetized on tape Don't you dare touch that phone When you hear the... Don't you dare touch that phone When you hear the... Don't you dare touch that phone When you hear the... Don't you dare touch that phone When you hear the... [Verse 2] *67 when call Miss Second verse I think I will call this message hurts Cause it's the truth, I don't hand write I type in my phone whenever I'm in the booth Miss 16, somebody text me You should sample a commercial from Pepsi It's blue right? Sonic is blue right? I feel like responding, "Fool, you blew mine" But who am I? It's Mr. Computer time I got a Dell and my Mac is super sized But back to the phone, when I'm back in the zone Of rapping, a phone explodes from a rapper or hoe Who's infatuation is to snatch from the throne The pink cat who is home when the track is in motion It's f**ed up, because I have these emotions See why I'm happy alone but unhappy alone [Hook] I am not here, I'm making my escape The me you hear is magnetized on tape Don't you dare touch that phone When you hear the... Don't you dare touch that phone When you hear the... Don't you dare touch that phone When you hear the... Don't you dare touch that phone When you hear the... [Verse 3] Might be cause I'm popular That I get a lot of calls from these gossipers When in my mind I think to myself, "Watch it Charles Don't say nothing to end up on a gossip blog" OK, I chill for a bit Generic conversation, not sealing my lips I'm as real as a fist to the face when you get out of line So I'm sure that you're feeling this sh** Got a deal and I'm rich But will people give a feel of this sh** if my deal didn't exist? Nope, so meet my n***a Tone Or meet my n***a Toon who will greet you with the chrome If ever you get this ridiculous notion That's it's best if you diss me You prank callers will never get mentioned (Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system) [Outro] I honestly do feel like I'm a nice guy, I really do. But some of the Phone calls I get y'all. I swear on everything, I will turn to a Really horrible person. I try to keep, I try, but motherf**ers hit me With some dumb sh** And if you feel like I'm talking to you...don't call me. Don't touch That f**ing phone I am not here, I'm making my escape The me you hear is magnetized on tape Protools Charles Hamilton So what I need from all of you..is I'm going to need you to prepare a Letter tonight. Because what happens with the addict is they believe They're not being loved anymore. But if that was true, you all would Not be sitting here today