Charles Hamilton - Twittering About Masturbation lyrics

[Verse 1] Imagine if masturbation captured Satan in a pa**ion contraption.. Couldn't be a savage, all the snatch he be catching! Wait a minute Evil in reverse is what we do, and it hurts for me to be such a f**ing flirt So much of a jerk, I get a rush when I jerk.. Blush or smirk when I think of a skirt that I f**ed, and jerk….. Not to call ‘em skirts but for all it's worth They want my wallet And made me feel like they softest purse Just wanted to be closer than a man ever attempted I am who I am, no man better attempt that: Removing me! My stupid ego's so auto-zone that I thought a poem would've brought it home But no! Here I am, on the ledge again Stressed but, then again when am I not [gonna] need s** again? Or a Cocoa bu*ter/Lacey hand stretch again? Eff it then! They imaginary, let ‘em in [Hook] WHO'S GONNA BE The thought that gets me off tonight? Baby, come and get me off tonight Close your eyes and lift me off tonight! 5-4-3-2 to the One! I ain't tryna stop until my eyes try to run! From not blinking and tryna Ice-Grill the sun! IT'S JUST ME AND MYSELF IN THIS b*tch!! IT'S JUST ME AND MYSELF IN THIS b*tch!!! [Verse 2] The sight of B Makes me Kinda weak Thighs are like a Titanic iceberg and she's Southern-hood! Swear I could f** her good But while I'm here and stuck with a wood Dreaming about getting her neck up on it I gotta chill and check up on it What if a n***a jack-off thinking ‘bout my daughter? I taught her not to go around the block more than once.. Hey Her pops was a smut.. So I could give a f** as long as n***as is not knocking her up I'm decking a n***a! Respecting her wishes Checking the n***as for at least not protecting the digger… Sexing my precious and making a baby stretch up her figure Mess up her dreams, whatever n***a! I'm a believer And deeper meanings behind I'm a, I'm a, a Diva Doesn't ignore Vagina appetite I'm a rapper, right? My mind is sad but bright Saturday night…… [Hook] WHO'S GONNA BE The thought that gets me off tonight? Baby, come and get me off tonight Close your eyes and lift me off tonight! 5-4-3-2 to the One! I ain't tryna stop until my eyes try to run! From not blinking and tryna Ice-Grill the sun! IT'S JUST ME AND MYSELF IN THIS b*tch!! IT'S JUST ME AND MYSELF IN THIS b*tch!!! [Verse 3] The colder it feels, you know that it's real So while I'm holding my steel, my lotion feels frozen…… TMI! Say the people who just got it f** the buck, I make the buck stop it… Paid 5 bucks for this bootleg Booty Talk and it's worth it Do I really wanna hear a groupie squawk about how she s**ed off Sisqo and Lord Tariq? who*e, PLEASE! Your story bores me.. More who*es on DVD Specifically just 4, please? 4 scenes and I'm forcing ALL YOU ni**aS OUTTA MY SPACE! Got some self-love making to make n***as hate my music, right? So I felt love making was great I feel like Michael Phelps, just wasting away ‘cause of the crazy sh** that I did in a day sh**, let's just listen for days And all you haters, get off my dick! ‘Cause your grip gets in the way!!! [Hook] WHO'S GONNA BE The thought that gets me off tonight? Baby, come and get me off tonight Close your eyes and lift me off tonight! 5-4-3-2 to the One! I ain't tryna stop until my eyes try to run! From not blinking and tryna Ice-Grill the sun! IT'S JUST ME AND MYSELF IN THIS b*tch!! IT'S JUST ME AND MYSELF IN THIS b*tch!!!