Yer parents are so proud now yer off to school That it would never cross their minds that you just wanna screw As many chics as possible you're so f**in' lame I hate you all, I can spot you mile away cuz you all look the same k** - drown in your keg! k** - your drunken rage! k** - s** your parents dry! k** - you're nothing in my eyes! Your parents are so proud you're finally in college But when Biff showed you how to s** down A beer bong was your idea of knowledge But you've never thought for yourself Your decisions are always made in some one else's mind And that basically summarizes your crummy worthless life k** - drown in your keg! k** - your drunken rage! k** - s** your parents dry! k** - you're nothing in my eyes! Just think for a second about what you'd f**ing do If mom and dad weren't shelling out cash for you