Charlamagne Tha God - Why Does Miley Cyrus Want to be Rachet? lyrics

Interviewer: Miley Cyrus t**ng in that uniform outfit Charlamagne: Miley Cyrus wanna be a n***a so bad. Miley Cyrus, boy, she ratchet p**y. Like she-- I don't even understand that sh**. Like I need to figure out what drug she's on. Cause I don't understand that sh** at all. Like, I know it's probably so many of Billy Ray Cyrus's friends texting him making jokes like, "Is Miley Cyrus breaking your achy breaky heart?" sh** But she just-- I don't understand why she wants to be ratchet p**y so bad. Like, listen man, this is what I say about all them artists on that side: when you're Miley Cyrus, or you're Justin Bieber, do you understand the great space that you're in? You're in mainstream America. You go to the clubs, you don't have to worry about getting shot; you go to the clubs, you don't have to worry about motherf**as asking you for drops, trying to jump you; you don't gotta worry about none of that sh**. You're clean in your world. There's more money in your world, there's better opportunities... why do you want to be on this n***a side so bad? I'm trying to cross over. I say it all the time: I can't wait to sell out. Because guess what: you can't be a sellout until someone wants to buy in. Miley, Justin, people who bought into y'all already. Why y'all trying to ruin it by trying to do this n***a sh**? Stop trying to be n***as, man; this sh** ain't for y'all I told Justin Bieber this on the Breakfast Club: it's only a matter of time before these n***as get you in trouble. And what have you seen lately? That one little n***a Lil' Twist getting Justin Bieber in trouble. The one common denominator in all of Justin's mishaps is Lil' f**ing Twist. When he got caught in the room smoking that weed, who was there? Lil' Twist. When that f**ing paparazzi got k**ed trying to chase Justin Bieber's car, who was driving the car? Lil' Twist. When f**ing-- his Fisker got wrecked, who was driving that sh**? Lil' f**ing Twist. What should that tell Justin Bieber? Leave these mothaf**ing rap n***as alone. All of these ? white rappers you can hang out with: Mac Miller, Mackelmore... you're f**ing with Lil' Twist? He don't even got an album out, Justin. That sh** don't make no sense to me, man. I know it'd go for Miley Cyrus when I saw her taking pictures with French Montana. I said, "Oop, it's all downhill from here." Then a couple weeks later, here she comes with this f**ing t**ng in a unicorn outfit trying to be ratchet p**y. Mm-mm Interviewer: Did you ever see the picture the side by side picture, with Justin Bieber and 2Pac? Charlamagne: Absolutely. And guess what. That's where Justin Bieber is headed. Not d**h but-- it ain't going to take d**h for Justin Bieber. He just needs to get locked up one good time. He just needs to get put in handcuffs and put in general population, with a couple of homeless people and a few drunks; scare the sh** out of his little a**. He'll be crying. I bet you he'll never do anything Black ever again. Justin Bieber won't put on a Skully after he gets locked up. All he needs-- something real quick. A little general population for a couple hours scare the sh** out of him Interviewer: ? Charlamagne: That's all he needs: just a little scared straight intervention, man. Stop trying to be a n***a. Let it go. Be who you are. Don't be a waste of good white skin. Like, for real, you're talking about people who could be politicians at any given time and there'll be no issue. Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus, just because of their skin color Interviewer: I mean, do you think that they'll have long-term careers. Because usually child stars, you know, once they stop becoming children, it's all downhill. You could point to a Justin Timberlake. You can't point to too many beyond that, you know? Charlamagne: But look at why. Justin Timberlake never got caught up in no d**, Justin Timberlake never got had any some dumb sh** like DUIs, none of that. He always stayed clean, for all intention purposes. Britney Spears wild the f** out. She was on d** dating a f**ing vanilla-flavored n***a named Kevin Federline, because he wanted to be ratchet too; he wanted to be a n***a too. So she was dating him, she got turned out. Same thing with Miley Cyrus. You see here experimenting with d**, salvia, whatever that sh** is I can't even pronounce. Justin Bieber's smoking weed. They're all getting involved in the wrong activities. That's why they fall off. You can be a child star and grow if you just stay clean. And it's not even just about being a child. Any time you start doing too much of the wrong thing, you start falling the f** off So all of these people that I've named started doing a lot of the wrong thing, and that's why they fell off. Justin Timberlake stayed clean. That's why he sold a f**ing million records the first week. He always stayed clean. You haven't heard a peep-- Justin Timberlake never had a jaywalking ticket. Nothing