Newsflash! A global collapse of facial library systems has caused an enormous increase of ma** suicide. Research has shown that this tragic trend is at its peak in Birdland, Webminster and about to spread around the globe. LOL, OMG, LMFAO My dog just had to fart And I thought that you might want to know Like, tag, share, f*g If you don't agree with it My dog gets pissed, so goddamn pissed And you'll be banned from my friends list What the f** is going on? It seems like sh**'s got serious A library that's full of faces People act delirious Previously crowded places Look like deserted spaces Acting like a bu*terfly Cocooning virtualised So you want to be a star? You've got to climb the sugar mountain Unfold your private life You've got to trust me You're simply one click away from fame Hurr durr, have you heard? 140 characters my little bird Hashtag, go with the flow Do you know what happened a minute ago? Tweet tweet tweet, my mind goes beep Open up the cage, and you'll fall deep We don't need big brother now Cause we are part of an online show WTF, I just don't get it Talking sh** without regretting People typing without brains Zombie outbreak's last remains Self-portrayal has increased Right to privacy deceased I'm about to draw a line Stay out of it and you'll be fine Who needs privacy anyway?