Chamillionaire - Playa Status lyrics

[Intro - Chamillionaire - talking] You know what it is No way, no way, aye Chamillitary mayne Yeah, hold up No way, no way, aye [Verse 1 - Chamillionaire] Hey, everytime I poke her, it's just like we playin poker (woo!) Lipstick smeared and I got her smilin harder than The Joker (yeah) Ever get caught with a chick with a chick who like "it's over" (what?) And get the worst excuse to work like "I don't even know her" Tell me where your mattress at 'cause I'm about to flip that like Mattress Mack I'm gon' light that mattress up then I make you pay me back for that Pockets like a Cabbage Patch, she ready to vegetate She chasin LeBron and Wade, so her status can elevate I never would hesitate, if that heffa had better brakes Be ready to tell a date that her cycle was hella late Get left 'cause you're never straight, forever, forever fake Click over, put her on hold forever and let her wait I'm never for any games, not ownin a Xbox I let her get out the ride and watch her and my ex box Next stop, next block, her house like a rest stop She work me, I'm like a trucker in need of some rest, stop, chill out [Chorus - Chamillionaire] No way, no way, no waaayyy No way, no way, I don't think that you the baddest no mo', no mo', no moooo', umm So stop beggin and don't blow up my phone, my phone, my phooonnne My phone, my phone, it's too late, your playa status is gone, is gone, so gooonnne Umm and you know I'm a keep it playa fo' sho' [Verse 2 - Chamillionaire] Yeah, uh, guess that I'm gifted, s** is terrific I pull it out, you can bet she gon' kiss it Gettin explicit, animalistic Bet that your chick will become a statistic Number's unlisted, fresher than this kid Don't know who 'cause it's sure not you (who?) Call when she miss it, she wanna get this, sometimes fast but it's mostly screw (screw) No need to have any trees, slang D and she'll be OD'd Hope she ain't got to go to work 'cause this week she gon' be on leave I'll let you relieve your sleeve, your chick is like COD Usually I go check my list and then 'X' 'em like Leo G I don't know no Robin Givens, plus we can't get that involved It ain't trickin if you got it (what?) but you won't get that at all That's a "nah", had a broad, said she never had her prom Disco/dis go in her upper lip, so she can say she had a ball I'm pullin out the driveway, had to take off my shades, so my eyes can dilate She told me that if I'm late, that she gonna k** me, I guess that I'm a die late I show up when I wanna, gonna get in that tummy like I was a organ donor Now later is gonna be Sooner like I was from Oklahoma Never been a Simpson/simp son, so she can't play me like a Homer [Chorus] [Verse 3 - Chamillionaire] First she actin hard to get, once she get got, she too attached I snatched the receipt from underneath her seat and take her back Know that I don't play it, so save it, like a kept coupon While I hop back on the 24 inches my Coupe on What the heck is you on? Live and "In Living Color" Add another, man I'm gutter, want a problem? I could have one for ya Bad to the mother, pa** me the rubber, then your lover actin bad under covers In HD, yeah the camera will dub her, rollin around 'til the camera gets smothered Catch me terrorizin any club tonight that's not closed (N Luv Wit My Money), I'm who created the motto (woo) Me throwin my money in the chicks' hands that are not closed Like goin to Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles to get nachos You better go get some cheese from somebody that even care You better salute at ease when you know that you see a playa Like a spatula, when I'm in back of her I flip that, tap, tap, she say "that's enough" Like a magnet for chicks, I don't have to cuff And when I'm done if she ever, ever ask for bucks No way, no way, no waaayyy