Chamillionaire - Don't Piss Me Off lyrics

[Bridge x2: Mac Lethal] f** a major record label Stack the CEOs under the table f** a major record label Stack the A&Rs under the table [Hook: Chamillionaire & Mac Lethal] You see the truth is I lose my cool quick Don't make me lose it You'll see what lewd is You see the truth is I'm not like you kid So don't be foolish I just might prove it Just try not to piss me off [x2] You should tell them not to piss me off Because I'll turn them into history y'all (Don't piss me off) So please, just please don't piss me off (Don't piss me off) Chamillionaire, go [Verse 1: Chamillionaire] I was calm for a minute, yeah I started off calm Til I saw a fake rapper with an Audemars on Then I realized with my seeing eyes it was same man That did came in with the Audemars on Didn't really think that we would audit y'all, huh? Cause it seemed that you really got you balling on wrong Whole bunch of j**elers that I oughtta call on Just to show them that you're faker than Mardi Gras charm Can't stand y'all, I'm loving every thought of y'all gone I can read the future like it's written on you palm One hand on my cellie while I'm calling your mom Got your sis strip teasing in a falling off thong Pick them up, take them with me in the car to your prom They know my money longer than a Ramadan song But I ain't trying to hit I'm just trying to hit your face on your car while you got your car alarm on See how many rappers I can get to retire If you spit, I'm just hoping that you slip on saliva Turn a Coke can with a kickstand to a time bomb Give it to you then I disappear like McGyver There will be no survivors There will be no reminders Got a cannon but I bet you never seeing Mariah Give a second and I bet you're going to see them on fire When you see that you're going to see that these other riders is liars See my Mac is lethal, plus Mac is lethal Turn you into macaroni when we blasting people See they're actors, they got me yelling “Action people!” Dig them up k** them again just like an action sequel Everybody sound the same but its just overk** Put a hole in your chest see what your soul reveal Got a rusty Black and Decker, call it Woody Woodpecker Then I “vrrmmmm” in your heart so you can know the drill [Hook] [Mac Lethal] I was calm for a minute, but I started off angry And didn't k** everybody, thank me I'm the only human being in the f**ing world that got rabies Digging up your garden, sh**ting in your daisies (Woof) Put some candy in my bowl I'm always trying to run away from animal control I'm a ghost, I'm a ghoul, I'm a demon, I'm a rogue I'm a screaming little toad, I'm a phantom with no soul Goddamnit I'll k** you, and even if you k** me They're gonna think I let you like I'm Anderson Silva Man f** all the radio bullsh** f** anything that's watered down like American pilsner Now Mac Lethal, man, what the f** is wrong with him? Even Tech N9ne won't do a song with him If a rapper got a girl, man, she going to quit him I'll stretch him out until his epidermis don't fit him (ah) I give f** about a b**h being trill She can give brain in the kitchen like Richie Aprile Drink wine in a warm red gla** Spitting game to a dame with a fine little corn-fed a** Like Mike Tyson I beat it up until she couldn't walk Told if she isn't trying to fornicate she shouldn't talk (Uh) I never spoil her I just tell her all the Breaking Bad spoilers f** all the mockery you're making Every single tooth, every bone every fossil I'm breaking Mac Lethal got the f**ing soccer moms shaking Like they popping and they breaking Saying “As-salamu alaykum” Everybody sounds the same and it's just overk** In fact, most rap groups sound like Soul for Real If you don't want to get your soldiers k**ed You better throw your shield And head over hills You know the drill [Hook] [Mac Lethal] Hey, Chamillionaire. Thanks for the verse dude Keep k**ing it independently