Chai-T - Roar (Katy Perry) {Funny or Die} FREESTYLE lyrics

[Spoken: Chai-T] Yo [Verse 1: Chai-T] I think about all the places we been ta' And now we in the jungle playin' Nala & Simba Met you that winta'... We hung out in your ride for so long - condensatin' the winda's Count the ways that I'm that "good-for-you" Boy I'm like a Buzzfeed article about coconut oil And you must be an obstetrician - With your hands in my pants with a smile 'cause you know I'm a boy You should see my itunes hustle I keep it "West Side Story" when my ipod shuffles Whoa - I meant "West Side" like "Compton Represent"... ...also, Les Mis, Chicago, Hairspray and Rent... ...that came out wrong again But we can't all be "Makeveli" when some of us are "Frank Ocean" Not that that's MY emotion I get you so wet that you could prolly dock-a-boat in It's not my fault that I stain your pantyhose when I'm all up in your vault like I'm Danny Ocean Enough with the gross stuff, we should make the most of Take you home to mommy - Homemade Samosas Yeah - Lemonade mimosa's You got me full from breakfast but for brunch there's french toast'es Bacon and eggs, oh boy, girl 'cause every meal is brunch when you eat it post-coital It's that kinda day I'll take you on a holiday with my hollandaise Cinnamon rolls witchu, grab a pan girl Grow old witchu, Adam Sandler [Singing] I wanna make you smile, whenever you're sad Carry you around when your arthritis is bad...